Wocka: Joke of the Day

The Wocka.com Joke of the Day for Jun 12, 2010 is:

A man stepped onto the overnight train and told the conductor, "I need
you to wake me up in Philadelphia. I'm a deep sleeper and can be ornery
when I get up, but no matter what, I want you to help me make that stop.
Here's $100 to make sure."

The conductor agreed. The man fell asleep, and when he awoke he heard
the announcement that the train was approaching New York. Furious, he
collared the conductor. "I gave you $100 to make sure I got off in
Philadelphia, you worthless fool!"

"Wow," another passenger said to his traveling companion. "Is that guy
ever mad!"
"Yeah," his companion replied. "But not half as mad as that guy they
forced off the train in Philadelphia."

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