"There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly
what the universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear
and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There
is another theory which states that this has already happened."
- Douglas Adams.
"I'm astounded by people who want to `know' the universe when it's hard
enough to find your way around Chinatown."
- Woody Allen.
"Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it
holds the universe together...."
- Carl Zwanzig.
"Computer programming is a race between software engineers striving to
build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe trying to
produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning."
- Rich Cook.
"The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe
is that it has never tried to contact us."
- Bill Watterson (Calvin and Hobbes).
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